Doug Stanhope - Deadbeat Hero (download)
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Listening to Doug Stanhope’s “Deadbeat Hero” is a lot like playing a game of “Would you rather…?” with yourself. There are tough questions. You might discover larger truths about your own psyche. You’ll probably be disgusted. You might put your fingers in your ears and sing “la la laaaaa!” Because, as he puts it, a Stanhope routine’s a lot like being led into battle: some of you won’t be here when we’re done. But those of you who are? You’re the hearty souls, the battle-hardened comedy aficionados not too afraid to ask, “Would I rather perform fellatio on another man in order to earn the right to use derogatory terms for gay people or confront a self-satisfied southern law-man as he righteously raids a sex shop?” or “Would I rather go through life with a conjoined twin head atop my own or go all biblically ‘eye-for-an-eye’ with a molester priest?” or even “Would I rather send my mom in as a suicide bomber to protest the withholding of breakfast sandwiches in the afternoon or stubbornly vote ‘not guilty’ on an otherwise unanimous jury just to stick it to the man?”
Track Listing
- Steal Shit and Quit
- Leading You Into Battle
- He's Just Drunk
- Credit Where Credit Is Due
- Medicinal Marijuana
- New Holes
- Two-Headed Baby
- Breakfast Trannies
- Mississippi Dildo Bust
- Benefit For Fallen Officers
- Hero Pussy/Risk Life
- Troop Support(er)
- Rules of War
- Faggot
- What To Do About Mother
- Subway Breakfast
- Immigration
- Vasectomy
- Abortion
- Priest Molestation
- Marriage Is Gay
- Liberty And Justice For Who?
- Until The Mongols Come Over The Hills
- Democracy Is A Flawed Theory
- Trade Out
- Not Guilty
- Free Country?