Tony Camin - A Ass Pocket of Whimsy (download)
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A bit of a late-night darling, Tony Camin takes the stage at the Punch Line San Francisco with a spring in his step and—we presume—a song in his heart. The utterly affable Marijuana-Logues co-creator and comedy festival favorite is at his “home club” in his hometown (or near enough), and he’s got “An Ass Pocket of Whimsy.” That’s not all! He’s got an infectious smile and a John Waters-meets-Steve Buscemi charm, excellent personal style, and a rad career that keeps him in FasTrak cash (so long as the stoop sale goes well and everyone ponies up for their on-stage plugs). And somehow even better yet? He just learned his ever-shrinking grandma calls a penis a “gizmo,” demonstrating that she has the 100% perfect grandma-penis relationship (anything else implies a familiarity that’s just too close for comfort, genealogy be damned). Frankly, everything’s coming up Tony Camin!
At a time when old white guys are just getting older and whiter and angrier and angrier, just winding themselves up until one day someone parks in front of their house and so they decide to storm the Capitol, Tony Camin’s taken a big step to the side, a big deep inhale (most likely, a medicated one), and a hard look at himself instead. And so he stands, proud (but not, like, the capitalized kind) and mellifluous, ready to search and dig and reveal his true self without anger, recrimination, and shame. Nay! He is a man who bought a 300-sq. foot Brooklyn co-op sight unseen! He is a former “husky” kid so unsporting he was demoted from right field to coach’s assistant! He has a fatty liver and a fear of stupid last words and really wants to sell you a very, very lightly used Bible. As-is, though—the thing doesn’t work worth a damn.
“An Ass Pocket of Whimsy,” a perfect fit if ever there as one, is now available from Stand Up! Records and fine comedy purveyors near you!Ever heard a three-nut joke told two ways? What about a two-way joke about three nuts, unexpected grip strength, contemplative ‘90s music, bikini-clad legumes, the memory of Mitt Romney, penises, and dead dads (and the jock jams they loved)? Whoo, boy, are you in for a treat!
Tracks
- Loud Sex / Quiet Cars
- Fun with Family
- Brooklyn Blues
- Great Crowd Work
- Summer in the City
- Memo to James
- A Korean Corn Dog in London
- That Time I Played Sports Once
- Old Man in Cali
- More Great Crowd Work
- Keeping It Real
- She Married Bad