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Chris Knutson - Rewound (download)

Chris Knutson - Rewound (download)


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Chris Knutson, cat-walker, aspiring whale, and former member of musical comedy duo Valley Meadows, narrowly missed his chance to foil a bank robbery while wearing his pizza delivery uniform: a superhero costume. Okay, let’s keep it real, he narrowly missed the chance to be shown in security footage looped on TV news, repeatedly declining to foil a bank robbery while dressed as a superhero. That’s because a grown man who has to internationally traffic Propecia is also the kind of guy who’s sussed out the path of least resistance and lowered expectations: sit through enough hints and ring pictures, you can whittle your girl down to joyfully accepting a proposal with a wooden wedding ring (hold out a bit longer, maybe even a twist-tie). Pick a college that airs commercials during Maury reruns and has its own jingle, you can get a degree without getting an education. Rent rather than buy, and you’ll never have to be your own slumlord. Get an alarming number—like a Soundcloud rapper number—of tattoos you regret, just tell everyone you’re in a real Memento situation and need help piecing together the clues. And most importantly, if you ever, ever have a truly terrible set that gets you labeled a rampant racist? Try delivering it backward, because maybe 
backing into the danger zone of hard-R, North Dakotan, “Fighting Sioux” racism will be just the ticket. Hope springs eternal for a rebound via “Rewound”! Out now from Stand Up! Records.

Track Listing

  1. Porn Barn
  2. Odd Jobs
  3. College Jingle
  4. What's Up, Doc...
  5. Barebackin'
  6. The Worst Middle-Aged Landlord & Husband Set
  7. Sick Beats
  8. Portrait of the Young Artist as a Netflix Viewer
  9. Breaking the Law
  10. I'm Busted
  11. Rewound

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