{"product_id":"colton-dowling-my-hole-album-download","title":"Colton Dowling - My Hole Album (Download)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis product includes a compressed (.ZIP) folder containing .mp3 audio files and a .jpg image of the album art. After purchasing you will receive an email within 5 minutes with a link to your download.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuckle up or undo all your buckles (your choice), Colton Dowling is ready for you. You’ll revel in the splash zone as the beloved Austin comic services his audience live on stage at his hometown club, The Creek and the Cave. Featuring the sexy social daredevil at his finest, “My Hole Album” is an uncensored, unrestrained, and unencumbered mix of queer comedy, provocative commentary, and spit take-inducing crowd work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA freshly wedded Dowling takes command of a set that serves a whirlwind cocktail of sex, therapy, sex, psychological drugs, sex, daddy issues, sex, and geopolitics. And yes, there’s also plenty of sex. In this full-throated set, from the dance-sex clubs of Berlin to the prisons of Texas, nothing is off limits, nothing is sacred, and nothing is left unprobed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndeed, “My Hole Album” really packs it in: How do you know you’re not bisexual? What are the musical-based secrets to a successful marriage? Just what is “Capri Sunning”? And why is Colton’s dad a “Bathroom Boy”? Let Professor Dowling give you an education on female chemistry (both internal and external), gays’ dads, and the economics of hard drugs. And stay after class for the not-so-straight dope on fantasy football players and Chinese Ecuadorians. Whatever girthy grasp you seek, whatever turgid insight you desire, Dowling fills every orifice of curiosity with the rod of knowledge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrack Listing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComing Out Strong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGay \u0026amp; M\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Not Allowed to...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHillbillies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEurope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Law\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSing Out Your Arguments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDaddy Issues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTouchy-Feely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGay Pussy Facts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Swap Meet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNotes from Dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"100%\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/soundcloud%253Atracks%253A2366916158\u0026amp;color=%23ff5500\u0026amp;auto_play=false\u0026amp;hide_related=false\u0026amp;show_comments=true\u0026amp;show_user=true\u0026amp;show_reposts=false\u0026amp;show_teaser=true\u0026amp;visual=true\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc; line-break: anywhere; word-break: normal; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif; font-weight: 100;\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/standuprecords\" title=\"Stand Up! Records\" style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eStand Up! Records\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/standuprecords\/colton-dowling-im-not-allowed-to-edit\" title=\"Colton Dowling - I'm Not Allowed to… (edit)\" style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eColton Dowling - I'm Not Allowed to… (edit)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Stand Up! Records","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50527013208126,"sku":"SUR259","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0178\/9057\/files\/SUR259-ColtonDowling-HoleAlbum_579ce541-6e40-44b3-b2c9-251099bbe226.jpg?v=1790281685","url":"https:\/\/standuprecords.com\/products\/colton-dowling-my-hole-album-download","provider":"Stand Up! Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}