{"title":"Glenn Wool","description":"\u003cp style=\"float: right;\"\u003eAfter beginning his comedy career in his hometown of Vancouver, Glenn Wool moved to London in 1998 and quickly became one of the rising stars of the London comedy circuit. He was nominated as Best International Stand Up at the New Zealand Comedy Awards in 2003 and headlined the Stavinger Comedy Festival in 2004. In 2005, Glenn’s live show, “You Don’t Go to Hell for Eating Elephants,” debuted at the prestigious Melbourne Comedy Festival and sold out at the Edinburgh Festival. Also in 2005, Glenn wrote and starred in “What’s The Story?” which was broadcast on BBC 4 as part of Comedy Lab. Since then, Glenn has appeared on numerous BBC television shows including “The BBC Stand Up Show,” “Edinburgh Comedy,” “Elvis Has Left the Building,” “Live Floor Show,” “Comedy Cuts (ITV)” and “Political Animal.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn 2009, Glenn made his US television debut on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham” and signed with CAA. After his appearance at 2010′s Sydney Comedy Festival, he was awarded the 2010 Time Out Sydney Comedy Award for Best of the Fest. In 2011 he has appeared on “John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show” on Comedy Central and “The Green Room” on Showtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWool’s recordings are available through Stand Up! Records and iTunes. You can learn more about each below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0178\/9057\/files\/glenwool_600x600.png?v=1724082867\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"glenn-wool-let-your-hands-go","title":"Glenn Wool - Let Your Hands Go (CD\u0026DVD)","description":"\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/let-your-hands-go\/id360660925?app=itunes\u0026amp;at=11lwrk\" target=\"new\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0178\/9057\/files\/buyitunes.png?11048999947270591803\" alt=\"Buy on iTunes\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2010 CD\/DVD release from the Canadian comedian. Glenn Wool avoids swearing. But he's no soft-bellied sap. It's simply that he doesn't find swearing shocking or offensive enough for his first CD, Let Your Hands Go. In fact, with talent like Wool's, it only takes one tightly-woven stand-up record to insult every major religion (plus a few minor ones and Alcoholics Anonymous for good measure); make a meta-joke about God being mentally handicapped (and then explain, in legal terms, why the audience actually isn't allowed to be put off by that joke); and share a good half dozen sepia-toned anecdotes about illicit drug use. While he's on a roll, he goes on to encourage the interrogation and torture of Dick Cheney (''He says it works!''); use the phrases ''antelope in a top hat'' and ''the conductor position;'' hypothetically whore out the population of Iceland; and deftly explain why it is that a gangsta rapper will never be scarier than a guy in head-to-toe Brooks Brothers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrack Listing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew Swears\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKurt Warner, Thank God\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinter Festival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll Lee Major Religions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Different Levels of God\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking Society Choose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJokes with Jews in Them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA.A. Meating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrunk Glenn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSober Glenn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Friend Ed Wrote This Tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCocaine Glenn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrug Alchemy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWasted Time Waster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceland Iced\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Lost My Phone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Environment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy You Shouldn't Do Topical Material on Albums\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBig Car People\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Stand Up! 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Wool’s also an 18 year comedy veteran, a native Canadian and sometime Londoner who now operates as a “comedy satellite,” dropping from the skies to bring hilarity (and a particularly sound set of reasoning on why al Qaeda is never going after China) to places as far-flung as Anchorage, Alaska, site of his latest live CD, “I’ll Ask Her.” Given half a chance, Wool’s convinced he can fix all of the world’s major religions with just one simple rule—and a hilariously convoluted example of a messianic motorcycle trick that somehow brings to mind both Patton Oswalt and the late, great Mitch Hedberg all while envisioning the shenangians of our savior, Rick. And perhaps most impressive of all, Glenn Wool will win every round of “I’m not a racist, but…” you can bring at him. An impressive man, on-stage and off, Glenn Wool is a jewel in the crown of Stand Up! Records, and we couldn’t be prouder to share his voice with our comedy connoisseurs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrack Listing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial From the First Album with New Tags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChildren and the Environment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDr. Hook\u0026amp;#8217;s House of Solutions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo Vacuum Cleaners Falling Down the Stairs Together\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake Believe Maple Leaf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBig Rick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRacist Butt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChinese Diplomacy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVagina al Dente\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFuture Warnings in Alaska\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"100%\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/245387309\u0026amp;auto_play=false\u0026amp;hide_related=false\u0026amp;show_comments=true\u0026amp;show_user=true\u0026amp;show_reposts=false\u0026amp;visual=true\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stand Up! 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Wool’s also an 18 year comedy veteran, a native Canadian and sometime Londoner who now operates as a “comedy satellite,” dropping from the skies to bring hilarity (and a particularly sound set of reasoning on why al Qaeda is never going after China) to places as far-flung as Anchorage, Alaska, site of his latest live CD, “I’ll Ask Her.” Given half a chance, Wool’s convinced he can fix all of the world’s major religions with just one simple rule—and a hilariously convoluted example of a messianic motorcycle trick that somehow brings to mind both Patton Oswalt and the late, great Mitch Hedberg all while envisioning the shenangians of our savior, Rick. And perhaps most impressive of all, Glenn Wool will win every round of “I’m not a racist, but…” you can bring at him. An impressive man, on-stage and off, Glenn Wool is a jewel in the crown of Stand Up! 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In fact, with talent like Wool's, it only takes one tightly-woven stand-up record to insult every major religion (plus a few minor ones and Alcoholics Anonymous for good measure); make a meta-joke about God being mentally handicapped (and then explain, in legal terms, why the audience actually isn't allowed to be put off by that joke); and share a good half dozen sepia-toned anecdotes about illicit drug use. 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Just because he could front a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band and comes across like the love child of Bobcat Goldthwait and Mitch Hedberg doesn’t mean he had anything to do with September 11th. Nor will he be defined by his intimate relationship with mind-altering substances. Just because he gets a little itchy around Indonesian airport security doesn’t mean he has any insights into the Australian narcotics trade. And he will not be defined by his rakish reputation, despite being either too drunk or simply too goddamned metal to make it to an Iron Maiden show. Sometimes you just want to stay in, kick down a door, and do a little light defiling. But while you do that, might we suggest putting on Glenn Wool’s latest, “No Land’s Man”? 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Just because he could front a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band and comes across like the love child of Bobcat Goldthwait and Mitch Hedberg doesn’t mean he had anything to do with September 11th. Nor will he be defined by his intimate relationship with mind-altering substances. Just because he gets a little itchy around Indonesian airport security doesn’t mean he has any insights into the Australian narcotics trade. And he will not be defined by his rakish reputation, despite being either too drunk or simply too goddamned metal to make it to an Iron Maiden show. Sometimes you just want to stay in, kick down a door, and do a little light defiling. But while you do that, might we suggest putting on Glenn Wool’s latest, “No Land’s Man”? 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With the cadence of a Canadian preacher, Wool somehow brings to mind Bobcat Goldthwait, Nick Offerman, Mitch Hedberg, and Greg Proops as he gallops joyously through his set, hypocrisy detector on display even as he scapegoats innocuously if objectively terrible towns, delivers the latest in equine emancipation news, and undermines major religious traditions. Abandoned by Allah, disillusioned with karma, and positive that not every joke with the Holocaust in it has to be offensive (“You wanna paint big pictures, you’ve gotta use dark colors”), Wool finds comfort in the austerity and economy of the Greatest Generation, those WWII Nazi hunters who were raised in a global depression and still pull their punches like men under rations. From Siam to Gimpy, Hanoi to Penrith, Saigon to Murray Bridge, Glenn Wool is a consummate professional, terrible neighbor, nimble philosopher, rational actor, and irrational entertainer. 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(He’s not saying his fellow pasty-sorts are bad people, just hypocritical racists who happen to be the world’s preeminent arms dealers. They may not openly fart at Hiroshima, but they've done some bad things there.) 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Prince (pre-2016), the Jaws franchise, and Eddie Murphy all got prematurely snuffed via such subterfuge (though of course, not Freddy Mercury, who may have looked like a “mannequin in a stolen mustache,” but still took his final bow before he could enter the later, noodling stages of his career). Does it matter that they will not co-parent with equal knowledge of Carey Grant, Axl Rose, or Dr. Suess (and will Wool find himself parsing their ties to distasteful dictatorships and ruinous zealotry along the way)? We’re barely done dealing with the consequences of World War I, he notes, though conceding that Germany’s showing up the UK in terms of extending humanity to refugees these days (unless it’s a trap…); his Irish grandma still has a “side” in The Troubles; and the Spice Girls’ “Viva Forever” remains our greatest tool for tolerance. In a time of upheaval and the malaise of modernity, this globe-trotting bon vivant, this semi-professional roustabout is nesting, thinking about past, present, and future. And dammit if that song won’t get out of his head. “Viva Forever” is out now from Stand Up! 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It’s the kind of thing that can make anyone reflect a bit, feel a teensy pang at the march of time. So, too, is having an extremely hot partner—a successful conversion from fan to paramour—a decade or so your junior. A love like this can telescope your sense of chronology: Is it, he muses, best practice to just pretend some artists died earlier rather than introduce his ladyfriend to their later work? Prince (pre-2016), the Jaws franchise, and Eddie Murphy all got prematurely snuffed via such subterfuge (though of course, not Freddy Mercury, who may have looked like a “mannequin in a stolen mustache,” but still took his final bow before he could enter the later, noodling stages of his career). Does it matter that they will not co-parent with equal knowledge of Carey Grant, Axl Rose, or Dr. Suess (and will Wool find himself parsing their ties to distasteful dictatorships and ruinous zealotry along the way)? We’re barely done dealing with the consequences of World War I, he notes, though conceding that Germany’s showing up the UK in terms of extending humanity to refugees these days (unless it’s a trap…); his Irish grandma still has a “side” in The Troubles; and the Spice Girls’ “Viva Forever” remains our greatest tool for tolerance. In a time of upheaval and the malaise of modernity, this globe-trotting bon vivant, this semi-professional roustabout is nesting, thinking about past, present, and future. And dammit if that song won’t get out of his head. “Viva Forever” is out now from Stand Up! 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Whether he’s offending metalheads or proving medical professionals wrong, pedaling along the dusty roads of his soul or casually (and incorrectly) coming out to his family, Wool is the kind of consummate pro who can disarm an audience with an unfathomable Italian accent before launching into a nearly incontrovertible argument against white supremacy. Slavery, colonization, and atomic warfare—there’s not a lot to look up to when it comes to the paler side of history. (He’s not saying his fellow pasty-sorts are bad people, just hypocritical racists who happen to be the world’s preeminent arms dealers. They may not openly fart at Hiroshima, but they've done some bad things there.) 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Armed with old perspectives (more than a few of them delightfully skewed), Wool takes on topics as wide-ranging as toilet paper, aquariums, COVID, royalty, pregnancy, abortion, drill sergeants, Martina Navratilova, weathered penises, and, of course, duck sex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWool, who has made more than 50 appearances at international comedy festivals, guested on venerable podcasts like \"WTF with Marc Maron\" and \"The Doug Stanhope Podcast\" and hosted two of his own: \"Eejits of the World\" with Andrew Maxwell and \"Freestyle\" with Frankie Boyle. He appeared on TV shows from \"The Green Room\" to \"John Oliver Presents,\" \"Comedian's Comedians' Comedians,\" and \"Russel Howard's Good News Week.\" Now, he proudly presents his seventh album with Stand Up! 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