{"title":"Chris Knutson","description":"\u003cp\u003eChris Knutson has been testing his free-wheeling comedy all around the greater Minnesota \/ Wisconsin \/ North Dakota corridor. His experimental style of comedy lead him to win the Acme Comedy Company's Funniest Person in the Twin Cities contest in 2010. Chris has been featured on Comedy Central's Jokes.com, is a Minnesota Fringe Festival veteran, a co-producer, writer and performer as well as director of viral YouTube videos. He is also half of our own \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/standuprecords.com\/collections\/valley-meadows\"\u003eValley Meadows\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"chris-knutson-rewound-download","title":"Chris Knutson - Rewound (download)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis product includes a compressed (.ZIP) folder containing .mp3 audio files and a .jpg image of the album art. After purchasing you will receive an email within 5 minutes with a link to your download.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChris Knutson, cat-walker, aspiring whale, and former member of musical comedy duo Valley Meadows, narrowly missed his chance to foil a bank robbery while wearing his pizza delivery uniform: a superhero costume. Okay, let’s keep it real, he narrowly missed the chance to be shown in security footage looped on TV news, repeatedly declining to foil a bank robbery while dressed as a superhero. That’s because a grown man who has to internationally traffic Propecia is also the kind of guy who’s sussed out the path of least resistance and lowered expectations: sit through enough hints and ring pictures, you can whittle your girl down to joyfully accepting a proposal with a wooden wedding ring (hold out a bit longer, maybe even a twist-tie). 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